What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Did you use the internet during the DOS era? Can you describe your experience? How were images displayed on the black screen when everything was just text-based commands?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Goldfinger

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Inflation report suggests damage from Trump's tariffs isn't guaranteed - Axios

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.